googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
7 deadly sins, put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
Everybody knows girls look hot in trucks
fyeahmainer: americascountrybreeze: I stare at trucks like I stare at butts: with no shame. correction… I check out trucks more…
megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”